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Inquistition of Licuntus Amorlongus for Crimes Against Chastity

I, Licuntus, shall contest the allegations hurled against me by the moral but hypocritical authorities, these so-called guardians of feminine virtue and gallantry. I shall answer point by point their incriminatory questions in the name of the common good and societal modesty.

How dareth they wrong and debase my professorship of attaining sexual satisfaction and my advocacy for loyalty between husband and wife as these wolves in sheeps’ clothing unconscionably invaded my private quarters without a warrant. How they vilifieth and burneth my books and letters in the public square and interrogated my apprentices in irons! Hath they the gall to muzzle the freedom of speech so as to maintain the freedom of speech so as to maintain the status quo of sexual ignorance, hence continued negligence of our most significant other?

The gallant and most chivalrous pastor Master Bathi Ambidexterus brandeth me the purveyor of licentiousness and moral depravity. My brother scholar, what art more debauch than the public display of violence in Shakespeares’ play, where Caesar was stabbed in the back by big men? And Caesar saying, “Et tu, Brute?” If thou art sincere in thy moral guardianship, I dare thee to chain the doors of the brothel of Madame Pimperella, where amongst the patrons is a doddering old man that lookst like thee.

The local magistrate, the most eligible senior bachelor, the very virile Chasegerli Tryahardi, dubbeth my teachings as not baseth on scholarly study, that my methods art fit for the effeminate as they hath no efficacy whatsoever.

On the first part of thy diatribe, Machisimo, I so verily totally agree! No, indeed no. Mine intimate knowledge cometh not from books and bespectacled mentors, from churchmen, or from institutions. They cometh exclusively from my sensitivity and wealth of experience. If experience art never the best mentor for thee, it surpriseth me not thou hast never known what thy Lady Marmalade, thy wife for many years, desireth, but that I hath copiously filleth in thy absence. Thou forgive her though as she hath patience plenty for thy ineptitude.

As for the second part of thy insult, I hold as my witness 50 women and 101 men who hath receiveth and applieth my sexual strategies and shall testify to their sexual fulfillment.

The other detractors, I found thee beneath my notice to merit a counter.

My rationale for mine instruction of the younger generation, is that I believeth the task hath been placeth in mine hands to pass on my knowledge lest it perish in choking conservatism and self-assured complacency.

Sex for mine advanced age art a bonus, a parting gift, however for the young, my apprentices and their ladies, to them, like any human capability or skill, sex must be placeth under scrutiny and be perfecteth, even if only partly, for I too acknowledge human finiteness.

Despite of what thy sayeth to the contrary, I shall enlighten my apprentices with my expertise.

Licuntus Amorlongus

Reunited and It Feels so Good

I remember the Peaches and Herb song, and not only it does that way, it is slappin’.

Last May 8 I finally came back to the arms of my wife, and to use her expression, she greeted me with, “You haven’t watered the plants for months”. So, my eyebrows were raised and prepped myself mentally for the jockey-job I have to do by nightfall.

In fact, I was squeezing her boobs every chance I can get, whenever nobody’s lookin’. When the door to the bedroom got locked, she was pricked by my moustache, but on we went, tonsil-hockeying.

I didn’t bother with the slow kissing from neck down, I went straight to her pussy, radiating heat, and satiated my oral fixation, tongueing and poking with my naughty tongue.

After that, she grabbed at my schlong and dunked it into her. I had to close my eyes real hard to stop from coming, for her pussy is so feel-good like a cheerleader’s (the twenty-something’s anyway). I fucked and fucked like I haven’t penetrated her enough. I slapped her ass, she liked it. I did her doggie style, grabbing her creamy ass. Most of it were missionary. I just came down from a ten hour bus trip for Cryzakes.

I came, she shouted, “Darn, it’s so hot!” I unloaded four months of sperm in her, would you believe? I stopped watching porn since December.

I rode her two times that night and one in the morning, while her mother was knocking at our door for our breakfast.

When did she learn to take all my manhood in her mouth that way? Whew, it was mind-blowing.

When I got off her, she didn’t take breakfast, so I was left with her mom at breakfast, she slept like a babe, with a smile part-pornstar part-Catholic schoolgirl not caught cheating at the exam.

I wanted to wash my Apollo, so I went to our shower-bathroom. I didn’t want the whole shower, just the faucet so I too, can go back to sleep.

Eooooowwwww!!!!

She had installed the hot water lever without me knowing it. Poor Apollo, scalded very early in the morning. I sat at her bedside, to get a little berating from me. When she did, she just laughed. I laughed too.

More coming from here, y’all.

Far from the Real Thing

I believe that majority of first time viewers of pornography are onrdinary normal kids or people who got curious, egged on by some friends, or simply want to get off by visual and auditory stimulation when the real thing cannot be availed by any reason whatsoever.  Bad for them, good for the older generation.

 

For today’s viewers, they might be thinking the people there are normal psychologically. The performers in it are either sex addicts, victims, or outright loonies. Yeah, I know some porn stars are pretty normal. I’ve visited Asia Carrera’s blog and she sounded pretty normal to me.  But, as I’ve sampled more in these past years of my long gone youth, the actors in them are unfortunately mentally disturbed that a pervert will not care to notice. They need psychological help. I hope the government or a philanthropist will put up a center for treating the mental health of porn actors.

 

Young voyeurs see the usual sex staple in DVDs and Websites that you and I don’t do under natural circumstances. Take for instance, pulling out and ejaculating on a partner’s face.  Is that what a man really wants to do when he is at the height of his pleasure?

 

I get stimulated by the beauty of my woman’s body. The sheer power of nakedness makes me weak and strong simultaneously. As I thrust faster and faster, I kiss her lips, look at her reddening face, thrust harder, see her partially closed eyes and open mouth and waiting for my soup for her to taste. I grab her hips for more power thrusts, the curves themselves make my heart go into overdrive. Then I hear her wild voice telling me to give it up, is just too much. I burst inside my woman with so much force she tells me afterward it was like her vagina was pummeled by liquid bullets. I wouldn’t want to pull out!

 

These directors or cameramen would have me stare at penetrations for like twenty to thirty minutes (I haven’t really timed it, but it took unbearably long.). It can be a turn on to look at your partners genitals joined with your own once in a while, but to look at it that long, we don’t do that.

 

The sexiest part of any person is not the sexual organs. I recall a scene in the film Van Wilder: Party Liaison, where the frat boy groupie said to a boy’s girlfriend, “We bumped uglies. It was the best ten seconds, ever!”  Maybe ugly is a strong word but most men prefer to look at their woman’s face than ‘there’.

 

When I was on top of Crissie, I smelled the aroma of her face, and look into her eyes as my hips put in what she wanted again and again. I hold her face with my two hands, elbows under her arms, her Cup C boobs parted by my muscular chest, I heard her every breath and whelp as she enjoyed our bonding. I lapped her face with my long flat tongue, triggering an orgasm in her by sheer facial kinkiness.

 

I’d rather stare at my lover’s face, giving her my full attention. Some of my exes freaked out on that. Maybe seeing my big dark eyes while being lovemade, just looking down on Jacqueline, with whom I have a daughter, was too much. She slapped me once. But she came anyway. Her Venus squeezed my longevity so tight I stopped feeling it for like ten seconds.

 

And the hugging and cuddling after, I’ve never seen any videos where the sex partners did just that. It looked as if everything there was just an instrument. I love to hug and kiss my woman on her cheeks, forehead, lips, chin, neck, and ears (This tickled them, “Stop it, Tom”, they’d gush.) while I’d force the last drop out of My Apollo in her. It is my habit also to smell her face, sniffing her like some bloodhound. A woman’s face has a fragrance that is far superior to any makeup or perfume, especially during and after sex. She is like a flower inviting honeybees to pollinate her.

 

As for the bold flicks in my time, they actually showed foreplay, licking the Venus Delta, coming inside not out, sometimes coming on the pubic hair or the navel probably to avoid pregnancy (my modus as well), kissing and hugging before and after. Or maybe those were the kind of videos the local rental store had. Judging by the film quality, setting, even the hairstyles of the actors, those were the 60’s and 70’s bold films that the older generation enjoyed and were probably taught by them. A very far cry from today. 

 

If you’re looking for something to spice up your evening, for me, an R-rated or Unrated, film will do. Better if it had a love story plot. They may be closer to reality than those flooding the net.

A Vision of Climax

Having sex during the day or with the lights on takes away some of the mystery and romance out of it, but you would witness the raw beauty of a woman arriving to her climax out of her encounter with your body for her pleasure and fantasy. Believe me, I’d rather miss the scenic sights of Bali or the view from the peak of mount everest than miss seeing a woman enjoy me to the extreme.

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Your hair, whether blond, brunette, black or red, takes on an ethereal shimmer. Sometimes, I thought, fairies are oversexed. As our warm bodies exhale and moan in concert, moisture increases in the air, and clings to your hair. Your tresses sensuously cling to your face and twinkle like starlight. No wonder gym-ers look hot after a workout.

Your eyes, looking into mine as I thrust, evokes the feeling of being hunted. You have the look of a lioness about to devour still breathing prey. Your very glance during climax is so piercing and honest it consumes my flesh, all going into you, leaving my soul disembodied.

Your mouth, open, appears all so inviting, yet pleading to me to be your slave, just this once, just this once, please, please. Your lips become redder, fuller, as you take my energy and make it your own. Biting your lower lip drives me wild, saying, ‘I need your, I need you, I need you just a little more.

John Mayer was right. Your Body is a Wonderland. As I comply with your primal wants sweat drips down my forehead and muscular chest. Your breasts, nipples erect, quiver more. Your hips bounce faster. Your arm muscles flex as you squeeze my biceps and cup my shaking buttocks doing a Ricky Martin.

Your cleavage colors as my Apollo slides between your vaginal lips. Your body shines before my eyes as you rock to our erotic yet frantic beat.

The joining of our bodies affirm our mutual attraction, mutual love, our sensual symbiosis. Your body syrup splashes on your navel and mine.

Finally your voice hits my ears, going directly to my brain, making me obey, and I obey. Faster now, feel it. Harder, deeper now. Yes.

And then, release and recapture. You hug me as I bounce. I can feel the warm air rush past my ear as you breathe hard. Your body spasms as one climax follows the other. Your eyes close, and you breathe through your mouth, making a perfect O. I wouldn’t miss this for the world.

Your face makes a transformation. From the lioness-Amazon edginess, your countenance relaxes to the meditative round rosy cheeked school girl with a hint of a smile, as you caress my damp hair, tapping playfully at my buttocks.

And when you open your eyes, staring into mine, my whole mind is filled with your brown, green, and violet, grey, or blue eyes.

Will you stay? Your eyes ask. Of course, my love, I do. As a fantasy, as a reality, doesn’t matter. As long as I am still on this earth, I am here for you. You are a precious beauty I want to see over and over again.

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So, that’s how I saw and continuously see a woman in climax. Beautiful isn’t it? I hope you enjoyed my description as much as I do.

You can tell me what to write about next as long as my experiences take me to.

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Okay, take a rest now, I’ll fix us some coffee.

A reflection on sex

72564800.jpgSex is one of the best gifts God has given mankind. Maybe we need to modernize our ideas on how sex should be really done, among other things. Sex can be an art, a delectable activity with unwritten codes and unspoken rules, and beauty must always be brought in the doing aside from the physical beauty of the participants.